FAR-063 Hewhocorrupts - GOLDEN PARACHUTE LP/CD

Release date: March 11, 2022

Track listing:
01. Checking Mic Marker
02. Mrs. Andretti's Hustlers
03. Mic Marker Checked
04. 16.7 Overture
05. She's a Fire Engine
06. Linguistic Violations
07. Saigon's Still Kickin'
08. Unload the White Load
09. This Is Beatbox
10. Canada, Shakespeare, Canada
11. Your Mama on the Rocks
12. Whose Ball Bearings Need Greasin'?
13. Pain in the Tight Pants
14. Fuck You & F That
15. Grinding for Jesus
16. This Is What We Are All About
17. Esteemed Colleagues and Associates
18. Introductory Offer
19. Where's the F'n Ball?
20. Just So We're on the Same Page
21. Hands Off My Dow Jones
22. You Dropped the Ball
23. The Ball is In Your Court
24. Last of the Financial Statements
25. Maybe You Should Grow Balls
26. Livin La Vegas Loca
27. Suck My Caucus
28. Same Shit Different Toilet
29. Mike Muir on Wall Street
30. Derek Black's Body Karate
31. Smoke'n In The Boys Room
32. Jesus Luncheon
33. Sonofdog
34. Tommy Camaro's True Story
35. Suge Knight Is At My BBQ
36. Last of the Financial Statements (Audited Results)
37. Daddy Like
38. In a Field Eating Fritos
39. Gamestop Stonks Destroyed My Life
40. Ameritrade Deez Nuts
41. Pandemic Particle Accelerator
42. Chin Diapers
43. Corporate Made Me Change My Email Signature

CD ONLY

44. Master of Profits (MIDI)
45. Sell ‘Em All (MIDI)
46. One Million Dollars (MIDI)
47. Wall Street Revisited (MIDI)
48. Ride the Limo (MIDI)
49. Sell ‘Em All (acoustic)
50. One Block East, Two Blocks Up Your Ass (acoustic)
51. Scream in Sonar (acoustic)
52. Baby, You’re So Worth the Investment (acoustic)
53. Broker (acoustic)

Mastered by Carl Saff @ Saff Mastering
Art and layout by Eric @ Wall of Youth
Cover photos by Brian Santostefano
Live photos by Mark Novotny & Brian Santostefano

Pressed at Gotta Groove Records, Cleveland

1-10 originally from Ten Steps To Success LP (625 Thrashcore/Forge Again Records/Sinister Label)
Recorded by Jeremy Lemos at Acme

11-15 originally from The Smell of Money EP (Eugenics Record Label/Mike Fitzgerald Records)
Recorded by Jeremy Lemos at Semaphore

16 originally appeared on split 7” with Wilbur Cobb (Vendetta Records) and Best of the MIdwest Vol. 1 comp CD (Curtaincall Music) Recorded by Jeremy Lemos at Acme
Due to a contract dispute, Caz U L Friday does not appear on “This Is What We Are All About”

17 originally appeared on Planting a Seed compilation (Discos De Rok)
Recorded by Jeremy Lemos at Semaphore
On “Esteemed Colleagues and Associates” Ross Boneyard performed vocals and drums, Caz U L Friday played guitar and nobody else participated because they were all stuck in an elevator.

18-25 originally appeared on Microeconomics EP (Bloom:Explode/Level Plane Records/Hewhocorrupts, Inc./Eugenics Record Label/Mike Fitzgerald Records/Gilead Media)
Recorded by MIke Levine at Gunpoint

26-28 originally appeared on split 7” with FKS (First Blood Family/Calls and Correspondence Records/Take it Back)
Recorded by Jeremy Lemos at Semaphore

29-34 originally appeared on split 10” with Phoenix Bodies (Gilead Media)
Recorded by Bob Popp at Gunpoint

35-37 originally appeared on split 7” with Chica X (Cassette Deck Media Conglomorate)
Recorded by Bob Popp at Gunpoint

38 originally appeared on Half-Assed Chicago compilation (Johann’s Face Records)
Recorded by Bob Popp at Gunpoint

39-43 previously unreleased LP2 demos
Recorded by Bob Popp at Gunpoint

CD ONLY
44-48 originally appeared on MIDI OF PROFITS EP (Robotic Empire)
Programmed by Zack Petrusa

49-50 originally appeared on LIVE ON WLUW 01/23/03 EP (Plastic Airlines)
Recorded live on air at WLUW Loyola
Drums by Dave Hoffa

51-53 previously unreleased
Recorded live on air at WLUW Loyola
Vocals on "Baby, You're So Worth the Investment" by Dan Cindoni
Drums by Dave Hoffa

First pressing limited to 500 CDs (200 mirror board / 300 standard paper) and 558 LPs (310 on metallic gold vinyl, 213 on “toner spill” CMYK splatter vinyl, 25 “dollar menu millionaire” hand-made $1 bill blowout vinyl, 10 “benjamin blowout” hand-made $100 bill blowout vinyl). Yes, the blowout records each contains a real $1 or $100 bill.